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MP3 Joshua McCormack presents Holiday Girl - POP: Quirky
16 MP3 Songs
POP: Quirky, ROCK: Folk Rock
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You would think that a man who has played the guitar for eighteen years would have no fear of taking a lead break. Not Joshua McCormack! He doesn''t really trust his skills. Other folks trust his abilities for some reason, though.
He''s been sort of wandering around Northwest Indiana, uneducated and working in a large religious establishment, for quite some time now. I personally think that he should move to somewhere a little more his style, but he tells me that he likes all the dive bars. You know, the places that present him with the possiblity of getting attacked by the locals. It makes him feel "dangerous."
Some may say that he has soul. Little do they know that he traded his soul for a pack of smokes back in ''99. His nicotine fits get that bad.
He grew up on hair metal and the Beatles. He can still pull off some Nuno Bettencourt tricks, as long as they aren''t in the midst of lead break pressure! Under such pressure he would much prefer to make noise with whatever instrument is in his hands.
He was raised on preachers, math books, and pygmy goats. Pygmy goats that could eat the trim off of a Trans Am. He still tries to do long division in his head while driving. Don''t use the sidewalk if you see him driving down the road.
He hired a couple of drummers to play on the CD. Unfortunately, he forgot to tell them to bring drums. So they used a bathroom sink as a snare and a deer carcass for a kick drum. You gotta work with what you have...
Alright, here''s the real scoop: Joshua McCormack presents Holiday Girl. All songs written and performed by Joshua McCormack. Drums on "Roland, Darling!" by Mike Ryan. Drums on "anna in pajamas" by Edd Merkel. No animals were harmed. No yogurt was consumed. No one went skydiving. It was recorded in a dental crown workshop/laundry room. No joke.
This CD comes in a DVD case and is a nice little Verbatim burned CD, being that Joshua McCormack may or may not be either cheap or poor. But it has all the lyrics! Four whole pages of them!
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