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MP3 Maxwell Lewis - Scraps

The human race''s highest passions packed into one sensory output. Maxwell Lewis'' music.

15 MP3 Songs
ROCK: Progressive Rock, ELECTRONIC: Breakbeat/Breaks



Details:
When a virgin asks you what sex feels like, what do you say? Take the Rainman approach? ("Real wet.") Get into details? ("Well after your cock is throbbing and she''s kind of panting, you put it into this thing...") Show them? ("Lay down, let me show you.")

None of the above. Nothing compares. That''s kind of like Maxwell Lewis'' music.

"What does it sound like?"

What the fuck are you supposed to say? "Well it sounds a lot like The Mars Volta but without words." That misses the break beat stuff entirely. "It''s just... crazy! It''s a little bit of everything!" That just doesn''t mean anything.

So when your friends ask you what Maxwell Lewis sounds like, just shake your head in disgrace. Tell them that they have to buy his CD or they just won''t understand. And if they don''t buy his CD his music will track them down and kill them.

Have a nice day.

-Maxwell Lewis?

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