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MP3 The Digbees - Beat The Meetles; The Stinky Blackwater Tapes
9 MP3 Songs
ROCK: British Invasion, ROCK: 60''s Rock
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At last the story can be told...
Everyone is familiar with the greatest rags to riches rock ''n'' roll story since the creation of the genre... the story of the Beatles. We marveled as they pumped out hit after hit, classic album after classic album, and yet did we ever wonder how they went from a lousy cover band to a prolific hit making machine virtually overnight? Did we ever question the seemingly divine intervention that shot them to stardom?
Enter Harold "Stinky" Blackwater. Born in 1938, stinky was a Liverpool cop with a dream of rock ''n'' roll stardom, and an incredible talent. Stinky was the most amazing undiscovered musical prodigy the world would never know. His style of songwriting would influence the world for generations to come, though he would not live to see it. Stinky came from humble beginnings, the son of vaudeville ventriloquist Jack "Lippy" Blackwater. Show business was in his blood. As a young teenager he was an introvert; the other kids called him "Stinky Dishwater" because of his long shaggy hair and unkempt appearance. The name stuck, but Stinky overcame his self-esteem issues to follow two dreams; a career in law enforcement, and the life of a bonafide rock star.
But fate intervened, when on a dark day in 1956, Stinky was driving home from a local pub. Following a sudden burst of inspiration, he was hastily scribbling lyrics to a song while driving down a Liverpool Street when a young woman stepped out in front of him. Yes, Beatle fans; Stinky was the off-duty Police Officer who ran down John Lennon''s mother, Julia. What the story didn''t tell was how Stinky was also killed, and his entire portfolio of music was strewn all over the road amongst the blood and broken glass. Young John gathered up the papers, and the rest is history. At last the secret to the Lennon/McCartney songwriting success is revealed.
The original papers from Stinky''s notebook were returned in 1966, when the Blackwater family discovered the shocking truth. A massive payoff kept the family quiet, so massive in fact that it perpetuated the eventual bankruptcy of Apple Corps in the late 60''s. The deal also included a 40 year silence clause, which now is finally lifted.
So, Beatle fans, here for the first time, is the music of Stinky Blackwater, as interpreted by his only living descendant, Bruce Hilton of Berwick, Maine, USA, and his band, The Digbees. Here is the music that was stolen by the Beatles So enjoy this last undiscovered chapter in the history of our precious mop-tops, and when you''re done I''m sure you''ll agree; had he lived, Stinky most definitely would have been bigger than Jesus.
An important note to the extremely gullible and interminably stupid;
IT’S JUST A JOKE!!!
This story is a product of our twisted minds and is not to be taken seriously. We present this project with reverent respect and an apologetic nod to John Paul George and Ringo. (But not Yoko. DEFINITELY not Yoko.)
Love and kisses
The Digbees
ps. we would like to apologize to Yoko, once again, we were just kidding.
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