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Dog Owners Guide: Owning and Training Your Dog - PDF ebook
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Find out what dog fits your lifestyle (Not every dog is suitable for you), Where to find a dog you want, sometimes for FREE, What to expect from a new dog, How to teach an old dog new tricks and MORE!
Ah, the humble dog. Furry bearer of unconditional love, affection, companionship and a rocket-powered babe magnet to boot. You can almost see your new dog right now . . . running in the sun, chasing Frisbees, doing adorable tricks, puking on the rug at 3 a.m., chewing up your entire porno collection, shedding on everything in sight . . . Still want a dog? Then step right up, youve come to the right place.
Rearing a dog is like rearing a kid. Some dog owners PREFER to rear dogs than kids. But rearing & caring a dog take up a lot of your time. That is why you got this ebook for more information about rearing a dog for the first time, or just wanted to get more information.
Enjoy this ebook. Enjoy the journey. Enjoy the times you have with your dog. No wonder people said that Dogs are mans best friend.
Make sure that you are ready to get a dog
Heres the dog-owners mantra, read it CAREFULLY:
A dog is a living thing.
A dog is a living thing.
A dog is a living thing.
Got it? No? Here it goes: A dog is a living thing. A dog is a living thing. A dog is a living thing.
If you want a dog because you think itll look great in that new BMW you just bought at 12% interest, think how much fun it will be when it tears up the leather upholstery so thoroughly that even the repo man is impressed. This isnt like buying a new pair of shoes. Its closer to having a child: A child that doesnt speak English and occasionally eats poop. If that thought sends you screaming from the room, consider another kind of pet like maybe a fish or a plant or a pair of shoes.
Repeat the mantra a few more times.
A dog is a living thing.
A dog is a living thing.
A dog is a living thing.
If you work from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. six days a week, youre going to have a lonely, unhappy dog on your hands. And how do dogs show their unhappiness? In the absence of being able to say, Pay attention to me, Poindexter, theyll do things like pee on your high school yearbook or methodically eat all your CDs. This isnt their fault.
All together now:
A dog is a living thing. A dog is a living thing. A dog is a living thing.
Heres a little pup quiz that will help determine if you are ready to add one more member to the family. Answer yes or no to the following questions:
1. Do you like dogs? I mean do you REALLY LIKE dogs?
2. Does the health of your household allow for a pet dog? (allergies, etc.)
3. Does your building allow dogs?
4. Are you financially secured?
5. Are you OK with picking up dog poop, mopping up dog pee, or cleaning up dog vomit?
If you answered no to anyone of these, then youre probably not ready to become a dog owner. Thats OK though . . . youre still allowed to like them.
Decide on a breed that is suitable for your lifestyle or personality.
Getting a pet dog is really a Zen process of self-discovery. You cant know the right dog for you until you know yourself. For example, a jock would prefer an active dog. A lazy slug would prefer a dog that doesnt require much exercise. A touchy-feely person would prefer a friendly dog. A tightly-wound person would probably prefer a dog that doesnt bark or shed too much. Think of picking a pup like choosing a mate; you have to find one that compliments your personality.
Here are some very general guidelines. Of course, we wont list every dog breed on the planet, but theyll get you thinking in the right direction:
Intelligent dogs
-Poodle
-German Shepherd
-Australian Sheepdog
-Belgian Sheepdog
Dogs with little exercise
-Dachshund
-Brussels Griffon
-French Bulldog
-Manchester Terrier
-toy breeds (such as a Chihuahua or Pekingese)
Good with kids
-Pug
-English Cocker Spaniel
-Beagle
-Basset Hound
-Brittany Spaniel
-Old English Sheepdog
Good city dogs
-Pug
-Basenji
-Boston Terrier
-Bulldog
-Lhasa Apso
-Welsh Corgi
-Scottish Terrier
Quiet dogs
-Basenji
-Borzoi
-Chesapeake Bay Retriever
-Greater Swiss Mountain Dog
-Whippet
Friendly dogs
-Brittany Spaniel
-Bichon Frise
-Old English Sheepdog
-Bearded Collie
-Golden Retriever
-Labrador Retriever
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