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MP3 Danny Birt - Warped Children's Songs
Children''s songs that have been gutted and stuffed with new lyrics about modern day society: "Twinkle, Twinkle, PMS," "There''s a Hole in my Jihad," and "Mary Had a Little Ham" are just three examples.
22 MP3 Songs
EASY LISTENING: Cabaret, KIDS/FAMILY: General Children''s Music
CAUTION: While there is no profanity or sexually explicit lyricism in this album, these songs are parodies of their original versions, and are NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN (or sourpusses).
Using a smattering of many types of humor ranging silly, sarcastic, and scandalous, Danny Birt has irreverently altered children''s songs about cute little animals and cuter littler insects from being sickly-sweet to bittersweet. Now, these familiar tunes give social commentary on topics of modern day life such as the IRS, PMS, HMOs, and other non-acronym topics.
Combining Shrek’s tongue-in-cheek look at childhood with the biting sarcasm of Tom Lehrer and kookiness of Weird Al Yankovic, this album is a cathartic keg of laughs for anyone whose blood pressure rises at the sound of children’s songs and the stupidity of modern day society. Warped Children''s Songs is a must for admirers of Fractured Fairy Tales and Politically Correct Bedtime Stories!
About Danny: Danny Birt is a music therapist, massage therapist, fantasy author, and classical composer. Currently, Danny is studying for a Master of Music Therapy degree at Shenandoah Univeristy.
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