MP3 Erin Smogor - Goes To Camp
And you thought her previous work was fuckin'' weird. This album proves that Erin Smogor is the boogieman, and she''ll scare you.
14 MP3 Songs
POP: Quirky, SPOKEN WORD: With Music
Erin Smogor-one unique broad. Is she an indie-rock icon like her producer, the one and only NNMaddox, or simply a legend in her own mind?
Well, let me answer this for you.
She''s a fuckin'' legend, OK? Goddamn, you prick, stop being so stubborn.
Erin Smogor has all the ingredients for success. More charisma than your ass can handle, a winning personality, and a legion of followers that hang onto her every word.
Pittsburgh spawned the talents of Andy Warhol, Christina Aguilera, Terry Bradshaw and Mario Lemieux. But all of those people pale in comparison to Smogor. None of those bitches put their heart and soul into their work quite like her.
She''s a very kinky girl. The kind you don''t take home to mother. She shoots bald eagles, kills baby deer. She walks in through the out door, tears tags off pillows and hunts endangered species. She prints counterfeit money, grows pot in her back yard and sells crystal meth to children. She shoplifts, doesn''t keep the sabbath day holy and covet''s her neighbor''s wife.
In short, the bitch is the boogieman, and she''ll scare you.
Erin Smogor Goes To Camp begins with her usual antics, promoting Satan. But then she does, the unexpected: She gets downright funky. I mean, straight-UP FUN-KAY. Just try NOT to shake yo'' ass bitch and let me see whatcha got to "Erin Smogor Don''t Do Serious." And it''s true, too. She likes to keep it light. She ain''t into the deep make that explores your psyche. She''s about having a good fuckin'' time. Doing hard drugs, worshipping the devil and committing illegal acts. This ain''t no Peter, Paul and Mary garbage here.
Before you know it, Todd Zombie sticks his dark ass on this album. At first you''re like "oh there he goes again." But then you realize that he and Smogor compliment each other so well that you''re diggin it. Seriously, you shut your eyes and really free your mind, and there''s a good chance you''ll think it''s Hall And Fuckin'' Oates.
She even covers "Andy Wiggins" on Goes To Camp, certifying that yes, EVERYONE is doing that song. It''s a rite of passage on 14mercy.
Get the tissues ready on "You Are SO Fuckin'' Hot (For Pat O''Brien). It''s H-O-T. And if you act now, you''ll get her tribute to Justin Rivers which winds up being a bitter feuding song with Zombie, reminiscent of John Lennon''s "How Do You Sleep."
If you don''t like Erin Smogor, I DON''T FUCKING LIKE YOU!