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MP3 Whore's Mascara - Like This But Sexy

Post-electroclash, neue wave, eurotrash, glammed-up dirty dance party.

11 MP3 Songs
ELECTRONIC: Euro-Dance, ELECTRONIC: Electroclash

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***** “DOWNTOWN’S CURRENT IT BAND” WHORE’S MASCARA
RELEASES ITS DEBUT ALBUM: LIKE THIS BUT SEXY *****

The New York based electro-glam band Whore’s Mascara will be releasing their scandalous debut album LIKE THIS BUT SEXY on July 15, 2008. Witty and filthy, profane and profound, its 11 tracks take listeners on a mind-blowing journey through life’s darkest crevices.

The music of Whore''s Mascara has been described as "post-electroclash neue wave eurotrash glammed-up dance party," and Michael Musto called them the "sardonically fun underground band heading mainstream” in his Village Voice column. The sentiments expressed in LIKE THIS BUT SEXY resound with wit, emotional turbulence, and jaw-dropping gall. Here are a few choice lyrics to whet your palate:

“Let me tell you how to be a superstar. Sixty percent is writing the song. Forty percent is using your schlong.”

“Don’t be so full of yourself. Be full of me.”

“I’m waiting for the Second Coming. I had loads of fun the first time you came!”

“You can be comfortable sleeping anywhere. Just close your eyes and pretend not to care.”

“All I want is a cute blond boy who snorts cocaine and likes Madonna.”


You are about to discover that LIKE THIS BUT SEXY is a full-sensory experience. Let’s break it down sense by sense:

What does Whore’s Mascara taste like?
Sweet and juicy like Peaches.

What does Whore’s Mascara smell like?
Nice and dirty---and a little like the animals in the New Young Pony Club.

What does Whore’s Mascara feel like?
The Scissor Sisters, but edgier.

What does Whore’s Mascara sound like?
The Pet Shop Boys and The Human League with a 2009 mindset

What does Whore’s Mascara look like?
The irreverent, campy presentation of the B-52’s, but sexy.

Lead singers and lyricists Chaz Kourday and Lonni Bahls met Sweet Georgia while living in Berlin in 2006. When they arrived in New York in early 2007, they began working with independent producer Electronathan, who co-wrote the music with Kourday and Bahls. Soon, they were discovered by promoter Daniel Nardicio, who introduced them to the downtown scene with a series of jaw-dropping performances. They have lived and performed in London, Sydney, Florence, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. These international sex sensations now fully reside in New York City, where they have performed with such nightlife icons as Johnny McGovern, Amanda Lepore, and Cazwell. They have graced the stages of such NYC venues as the Zipper Factory, the Delancey, Luna Lounge, Don Hill’s, Vlada, Piano’s, Sugarland, the Javits Center, the Slipper Room, as well as BeBar in Washington, DC. The album also features vocals by Steph C, Chocolate Love, Winnie, Alexandria of Alaria, and Robbyne Kaamil.

Their music video for the hit single “All I Want (Is a Cute Blond Boy)” has received over 50,000 hits on Youtube. Directed by Stan Zimmerman (Roseanne, Gilmore Girls), it features a shocking shower scene cameo by Michael Musto. The video has been handpicked by Logo for airing in the fall on a new late night unedited program.

In addition to the aggressively addictive pansexual title track, the album also features the euro-pop anthem INTERNATIONAL WHORE, the controversial Christian hymn SECOND COMING, the vintage 80’s COMFORTABLE, the acid lounge beats of BY THE END OF THE NIGHT, the satirical ALL I WANT, the lush dance track DANCE PARTY (UP YOUR BUTT), and a shocking song featuring one doctor’s most unusual weight loss plan, entitled DORA''S DIET. SUPERSTAR and its companion club remix bookend this most unorthodox masterclass in whoredom.

Here’s what other critics have said about Whore’s Mascara:

"This sexed-up singing group has a fab new video for their catchy song ''All I Want.''" ----Time Out New York

"Beat beauties Whore''s Mascara offers a glammed and gorgeous performance...mop up that drool!"----Next Magazine

"Downtown''s Current It Band...These whores are certainly worth the price. They''re definitely all that we want! " ----HX Magazine

"Whore''s Mascara is one of those acts that is difficult to describe to friends without getting a little confused yourself. Is it music? Performance art? Comedy? A depraved celebration of sex and drugs? An intellectual exploration of the darkest corners of your sexual psyche? A wild ride that leaves you feeling breathless and a bit molested? The answer is wonderfully, dizzyingly, and confoundingly all of the above...reminding you that sometimes it is only in the deep folds of incisive wit that the truth can be found." ----Noize Magazine

But don’t let them tell you how fantastic Whore’s Mascara can make you feel. Pop in LIKE THIS BUT SEXY and find out for yourself

The album will be available for advanced purchase on https://www.tradebit.com beginning July 15th and on itunes beginning in August 15th.

People who are interested in Pet Shop Boys Peaches Scissor Sisters should consider this download.
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