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MP3 Jet Baker - Stoner Love Songs
16 MP3 Songs in this album (57:36) !
Related styles: HIP-HOP/RAP: Alternative Hip Hop, POP: Euro-Pop
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Stick the disc in the slot, push push play, get high, get butt ass naked and make love. Push push boundaries. My intention was to create CD to smoke pot and make love to. Stoner Love Songs
I went back to my roots for this disc. As a kid my favorite bands were the new wave bands my (hot) baby sitter jammed - B-52''s, Kraftwerk, Devo, Joy Division, Adam Ant, Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Visage, etc. We''d pogo together, her boobs at my eye level. I guess she was my "first love". When I decided the world needed a collection Stoner Love Songs I thought back to my first love and the first music I loved.
From the first beats and the first words you''ll be in the mood. Do me do me do me. Feel me in your finger tips, feel me in between your lips, feel me going down your throat, feel the fantasy I wrote. Take your time, take is slow. Enjoy the nuggets and grind ''em real slow. Lick me up and down and give me a roll. Do me do me do me. Smoke Me Like A Doobie.
Even the utopian stoner dream of eternal love and bliss can hit the skids. This track details the end of one of these stories. It all ended when You Gave Me Schwag. The title says it all. How could you dare when I was always there? You were nag. I gave you my heart and you gave me a schwag bag.
The song Ganja Girl was inspired by Sarah, Miss High Times 2007. She is a spiritual Goddess of light in my heart, a spiritual lift, a ganja gift. Dread locks and a belly ring, girl can rap and she can sing. Gaja Girl dancing in the sunshine. Ganja Girl splashing in the waves. One Love For All Forever
Who is that chick always hangin out with the ''kind" guys? Fine body, hottie, everybody know the game she''s playing, nobody''s hating. Hydro Hoochi, always on the moochie, she give the boy a smoochie for the joint of the kind bud. Hydro Hoochi, got the hoochie in her Gucci. If ya want a hoochie smoochie hook her up with a kind nug.
When I think of Stoner Love Songs I think of hippies dancing in the flowers. When I think of Stoner Love Songs I think of you and me. When I think of Stoner Love Songs I think of you and me dancing in the flowers. When I think of Stoner Love Songs I think of you and me making love for hours. This is a love song. Are you turned on?
Last year at the 20th Cannabis Cup in Amsterdam Steve Hager Editor in Chief of High Times Magazine and founder of the Cannabis Cup shared stories with me and gave an education on the counter culture''s phenomenon of bliss bunnies. Smoke smoke smoke, la la la. They are sooooooooooooo high that they are too high. Mr. Hager pointed out to me that I can boarder on bliss bunny status and in fact I was too high at the 20th Cannabis Cup. (After much reflection and moths of decompression and life lesson assimilation I see that Steve was right. I was got too high at the 20th Cannabis Cup and probably at all 8 Cannabis Cups I''ve attended to date. Before last November I didn''t really believe one could be "too high". (silly stoner) Anywhoski, this track is homage to bliss bunnies'' world wide. Bliss Bunny Bong Bash includes a rendition of a classic bliss bunny chorus in 27 part harmony.
I Like Pot. I like it a lot. If ya know the words, join right in. This simple and clear message will resonate with all who enjoy the cannabis plant. This simple message and melody may get stuck in your head for, um, the rest of your life. Sorry, but I warned ya. It will resonate deeply with each resinated cell in your body. If you agree with the following statement you will forever repeat these words - I Like Pot. I like it a lot. I Like Pot. I like it a lot. I Like Pot. I like it a lot.
Have you heard about Billy? Ya know, the dude with the poo breath. Bong Breath Billy never had a wet willy, always puffin on the skunk and his breath sure stunk. Got a short little bong, with too much water in, it splashes in his mouth and he always spit it out. But it leaves a bad taste and a stank about his face. He can''t get a date, his self esteems not great. The girls won''t kiss him. They cross the street to miss him and all the dudes diss him… It''s all good though. The story has a happy ending in a van at the mall.
I appreciate the stoned Jet Baker fans world wide. I try to reach out to fans around the world on each CD by rapping, sinning and goofing in many languages. I''ve recorded in Spanish, French, Dutch, and German. This track is my attempt at English. Hello all ya''ll in the U.K. This is my attempt to reach out to all you very cheeky and loyal Jet Baker fans in the U.K. Cheers. Bob''s your uncle.
Dieses Lied ist für alle meine treuen Anhänger in Deutschland. Danken Sie für Ihre Stütze. Ich habe meine erste CD zur Welt in 2002 freigegeben. Ich habe eine große Erwiderung von Deutsch Sprechen Anhänger seit 2002 gehabt. Kraftwerk ist Ein von meinen großen Einflüssen. Sie können es stark in dieser CD hören. Sie können den Einfluss von Kraftwerk besonders in diesem Lied hören. Ich hoffe, in Ihrem Land sehr bald durchzuführen. Dieses Lied ist für alle Sie Hanfliebhaber. (Entschuldigen Sie bitte diese Computerübersetzung. Ich weiß, dass es nicht perfektes gesprächiges Deutsch ist, aber ich hoffe, dass Sie meine Gedanken verstehen können. Ich wollte in Ihrer Sprache und ausstrecken vielen Dank. Friedenhanfliebenlicht Hanf Liebe
(Translation - This song is for all my loyal fans in Germany. Thank for your support. I released my first CD to the world in 2002. I have had a great response from german speaking fans since 2002. Kraftwerk is one of my big influences. You can hear it strong in this CD. You can hear the influence of Kraftwerk especially in this song. I hope to perform in your country very soon. This song is for all you hemp lovers. (Please excuse this computer translation. I know it is not perfect conversational German but I hope you can understand my thoughts. I wanted to reach out in your language and thank you. Peace Hemp Love Light Hanf Liebe)
I''ve got over 100 tracks about weed on iTunes and all download sites world wide. This is the first track targeted to all you marijuana growers. Dear cannabis cultivators, I hope ya''ll will feel as deeply about this song as you do about your little green babies. It Started With A Seed and a little love from me and it grew into a weed. Now thanks to the seed and a little love from me I have everything I need.
Groove on this one. Try to say this fast 3 times - Roll It Up if ya got it, if ya don''t got it, then ya probably want it, if ya got it Roll It Up. I use this track and the previous song for weight training. Feel the burn as you do your reps slow and steady. Also great for humping. (I just had to share that little Jet Baker factoid with ya.) Try it. Seriously. I''m looking for volunteers to play this CD, screw your ass off or do whatever kind of sex you do with your significant other, complete stranger, sex buddy, or whoever and however you do your sex with Jet Baker CD Stoner Love Songs as your soundtrack. Send me your stories and I''ll post them on the Stoner Love Song Forum at https://www.tradebit.com . Fer real.
By the way… Who''s Filling Your Bong Hole Now? Another facet of love and pot. One can''t help but wonder what, or should I say who, your ex is bumping uglies with. This song has been nominated for the title of Most Original Song Title Ever. Please vote on my iTunes page. Thanks.
Remember all the high times. It happens that way. Forget about the bad times. It happens that way. The times we laughed and smoked and played - Giggles Wiggles and Weed. Some of my best memories, half naked in the summer breeze, mint iced tea, you and me, Giggles, Wiggles and Weed.
This song is for all the pot smokers who have a lover who doesn''t smoke the herb. You should share this song with your non marijuana puffing partner. ''You don''t smoke pot, and you love me. You put up with god knows what because you love me. This song comes from the heart. Also sharing it with the love of your life will most likely get you a little action. At least a good hug. It''s up to you after that. And for those of you following along with the entire CD, listening to the CD naked and having sex, this son and the previous are great for that after sex cuddle time. Ladies this could extend your cuddle before the dude crashes out. Again, seriously, try it!
When you let go of everything you don''t need, all you have left is LOVE.
I hope you enjoy my music. Thank you for your continued support. Peace Love Light
Sincerely,
Jet Baker
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