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MP3 Canadian Studmuffin - I'm Not Crazy
11 MP3 Songs in this album (37:02) !
Related styles: ROCK: Comedy Rock, COUNTRY: Country Rock
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Details:
CHECK OUT THE SONG SAMPLES ON THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND SIDE. AVAILABLE SOON ON ITUNES AND OTHER DIGITAL STORES.
A collaboration with my friend Russ Krauch, who did all the music and helped out with some of the vocals also. I wrote all the lyrics, except for "Second Rate Comedy Songs", which Russ wrote.
LYRICS:
I''M NOT CRAZY
I''m not crazy not the least bit insane
I''ve got brains more than enough
I take one out and think things over
If things get a bit too rough
I''m not crazy but I act like I am
It''s just me and all the voices I hear
That''s when I lay down
With my pills and a bottle of beer
In my mind things are normal
It''s just the outside of me that is abnormal
I just rhymed normal with abnormal
Not my best lyrics I agree
ANTS IN MY PANTS
Yes, I''ve got ants in my pants (repeat)
The feelings so appealing that I really think I''ll keep them there
In my underwear
Gasping for fresh air
IT WAS IN THE TOILET
It was in the toilet it was not of this earth
Maybe some alien had just given birth
It''s a big mystery how it got in there
It was black and fermented
It was growing hair
I tried to flush it there was no way in hell
It was bigger then a bread box and boy did it smell
It made a strange noise a gurgling sound
I looked for the plunger
It could not be found
So I put on some gloves and grabbed it real quick
I was very annoyed not to mention very sick
I learned my lesson on this miserable rotten day
I shook it
I shook it
It exploded into bits
Don''t have Grandpa over
When he has the shits
BLIND LEADING THE BLIND
Baby, we can''t keep seeing each other
or I''m gonna go crazy and lose my mind
Baby, we have a lot in common
like we''re both oversexed and very blind
Blind, blind, blind
Blind, blind, blind
I remember the first time I didn''t see you
And I touched your soft, soft skin
Then I said something rather naughty
And you slugged me on the shin
Blind, blind, blind
Blind, blind, blind
Chorus:
It was like a whirlwind romance
It was all just so ill timed
It was like our love evaporated
It was like the blind leading the blind
Memories of when I first kissed you
Under that tree in Central Park
The sun shining oh so brightly
Even though we were both in the dark
Oversexed and blind
Blind, blind, blind
(chorus)
I don''t think you ever saw
The love I had for you was true
That is why I must say now
I am through not seeing you
(chorus)
TAKING MY SOCKS OFF FOR YOU
I''m taking my socks off for you
There''s nothing sexier that I could do
I could buy you flowers but someday they would die
I could say that I love you but then you would cry
So I''m taking my socks off one by one
Not pulling the wool over your eyes let''s have some fun
Don''t do a thing sit back and watch the show
If you''re feeling kind of kinky you can tickle my toe
Yes I''m taking my socks off for you
There''s nothing sexier that I could do
He''s taking his socks off for you
Shadobedododobedo
SECOND RATE COMEDY SONGS
Larry Graves as you can see is not as funny as he used to be
He''s not funny
He thinks about it all night long
So the Studmuffin uploads 2nd rate comedy songs
He doesn''t watch TV and such
That''s why he uploads way to much
He''s not funny, he hears about it all night long (Debra tells it to him all night long...)
So the Studmuffin uploads 2nd rate comedy songs
Goggle his name there''s lots of things
He''s the internet comedy king
But he''s not funny
He''s been on AcidPlanet way too long
So the Studmuffin uploads 2nd rate Comedy songs
ME AND YOU AND GEDDY LEE
Remember back in ''79 when there was nothing to do?
We went to see Rush in Toronto and Geddy Lee winked at you
Then he took you backstage, he didn''t care that I was sick
I was in the bathroom throwing up and that''s why I hate that prick
Me and you and Geddy Lee
I''ll never forget that night
You and Geddy Lee getting it on
and me nowhere in sight
Leaving the show you said you "I''m sorry" so we went to Burger King
and who was there but Geddy Lee and I said he couldn''t sing
Then you slapped me really good and fell into his arms
As I sing this I am still puzzled how you could fall for that guy''s charms
Me and you and Geddy Lee
I''ll never ever forget that night
Geddy Lee giving you his Whopper
Man, that''s just not right
Me and you and Geddy Lee
I''ll never forget that night
You and Geddy Lee getting it on
and me nowhere in sight
I carry a grudge though I still buy every Rush song that comes out
but you stopped seeing me to go live with the bassist for No Doubt
You must have a kinky thing for bass playin'' fools
Dreaming of fame and fortune, not to mention their jewels
Me and you and Geddy Lee
I''ll never forget that night
You and your bass playing friends
can all go fly a kite
Me and you and Geddy Lee
I''ll never forget that night
You and Geddy Lee getting it on
and me nowhere in sight
I WISH I COULD SING GOOD
(lyrics not needed...trust me)
THE UGLY SONG
She was ugly I was under her spell
I must confess I found her sexy as hell
She had 3 teeth with one falling out
But I fell in love with her charming pout
She was pretty, okay pretty gross
She''s a drug and I might overdose
She looked at me and I gave her a wink
I was enchanted, my brain could not think
She whispered to me drooled down my neck just a bit
We kissed with passion exchanging our spit
She was pretty, alright pretty gross
She''s a drug and I might overdose
She drives me crazy when she wears her pink thing
but the hair on her legs is 3 inches too long
She''s my sunshine girl on the cloudiest day
She''ll be mine forever who would want her anyway?
She was pretty, okay pretty gross
She''s a drug and I might overdose
I WANT TO DANCE
(spoken word and instumental)
DANCING WITH DYLAN
I’M SO TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU’LL NEVER FIGURE OUT
THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT I AM SMARTER THAN YOU
SO WHAT I’M GONNA DO
I’M GONNA DANCE DANCE DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
TILL THE COLORS IN MY MIND TURN TO GREY
WATCH ME AS I GROOVE
I CAN’T KEEP STILL EVEN WHEN I’M NOT EXISTING IN MY OWN MIND
I LIKE TO CAUSE A BIT OF FRICTION BUT NOW I’M GONNA BE KIND
I’M JUST GOING TO UNWIND MY UPTIGHT DAY
AND DANCE DANCE DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
CHORUS:
I’M DANCING DANCING PLEASE DON’T LAUGH
CAUSE LATER I’LL HAVE ME A BATH
AND DANCE DANCE DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
I’M DANCING DANCING
OH IT’S SO THRILLING
I’M DANCING DANCING
DANCING WITH DYLAN
I SEE A GIRL IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE AND I KNOW THAT IT’S A LIE
I’D LIKE TO TAKE HER HOME AND LAY RIGHT NEXT TO HER
????????? ??????????BUT I’M JUST BABBLING ON JUST LIKE I ALWAYS DO
WHEN ALL I WANT TO DO IS TO DANCE DANCE DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
AND TAKE YOU BACK TO MY LOVE SHACK
AND YOU CAN SCRUB MY BACK
AND I’LL WRITE SOME LYRICS ON YOUR BUTT
AND YOU CAN KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT
AND YOU CAN KEEP THEM FOR POSTERITY
I DON’T MEAN TO TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE
I’M OFF OF MY HIGH HORSE
LET’S GO BACK TO DANCING BEFORE I GET OFF COURSE
BUT WHEN THE FORCE IS WITH ME
DON’T ARGUE JUST AGREE
AND DANCE DANCE DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
(chorus)
WELL I’VE LOOSENED UP A BIT I GUESS
HAD A PARTY
WHAT A MESS!
YOU COULD SAY THAT I AM BLESSED
TO HAVE YOU AS MY LOVING CUP
BUT AFTER DRINKING I’M MESSED UP
AND NOW I GOT TO GO
IT’S GONNA BE SLOW
BUT I DON''T KNOW
DON''T SNORT ANY BLOW
LET YOUR LOVE GROW
YOU SWEET MOFO
HERE ARE SOME SEEDS THAT YOU CAN SOW
GET IN MY BOAT AND WE WILL ROW
I''VE GOT A WALLET FULL OF DOUGH
I''M ALWAYS HIGH AND NEVER LOW
LOOK UP AND DOWN AND THEN BELOW
LOOK AT THE TIME
I GOTTA GO
AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
(chorus)
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