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MP3 Louis Ashamallah - Me & My (5:00) Shadow
18 MP3 Songs
SPOKEN WORD: Comedy
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Not all Arabs are terrorists.
The only time this Egyptian bombs is on stage, and he hasn''t done that since he was a rookie comedian ten years ago!
Whether he''s being "randomly" strip-searched at the airport, or being pulled over on the highway because his eyebrows are too close together, Louis just can''t seem get a break.
The good news is he’s found a way to turn his ethnic misadventures into a world class comedy act for your amusement. Pick up his CD today and get ready to laugh ''till it hurts.
"I''m Egyptian and my wife is from the South, so our kids are HALF-ARAB and HALF-REDNECK. These are gonna be some CONFUSED kids. Someday they’re gonna be burning crosses on their OWN front lawns!"
"The reason there’s so much fighting in the Middle East is that it''s too damn HOT there. It''s about 115 degrees IN THE SHADE. After wandering through the desert for two weeks wearing a robe and a towel on your head, you’re ready to kick some ASS. If we want to create peace in the Middle-East we’ve got to stop sending DIPLOMATS and send SHORTS. You don''t see any wars breaking out in PALM SPRINGS do you? Those people know how to dress!"
The highlights of Louis''s comedy career include reaching the semi-finals in a national Comedy Central competition, being featured on the Good Day L.A. morning show, and opening for Jay Leno at the Bally''s Hotel in Las Vegas for an audience of over 2,000 people.
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