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MP3 Spank Bank - Muff Confetti
12 MP3 Songs
ROCK: Modern Rock, ROCK: Punk
Details:
Know the parts before you hear the whole:
MIKE ROTHE (aka: This Mike)
SIGN: Gemini
POSITION: Strummin'' and a-Wailin''
IN-TUNE PERCENTAGE: .785
RFTC CODE NAME: Poofta 3D
SIG. STAGE MOVES: Equipment Failure, Guitar Dropage, The Robot.
Shortly after starting Spank Bank with Aaron, Mike opened the doors at Starwipe Studios in Circleville, Ohio. Cutting his producing and engineering teeth on the Spank Bank records, he branched out and recorded poet laureate David Covington''s groundbreaking "Iambic Pontifications." Mike freelances as a sound bite recorder for National Public Radio. Samples of his recordings, "Crusin'' in Town," "Donkey and the Dancer," and "Prom 2003," have been used in many chart-topping hits.
AARON SEIFERT:
SIGN: Taurus
POSITION: Shreddin'' and a-Wailin''
IN-TUNE PERCENTAGE: .846
RFTC CODE NAME: Bytchhead v3.7
SIG. STAGE MOVES: Equipment Failure, Prosthetic Appendage, Leaves Gear on Stage.
A penchant for riffs and rhymes lead Aaron to create Spank Bank with Mike. Moreover, his penchant for drinking and womanizing lead Aaron into a "Three''s Company" style situation that resulted in a weekend jail sentence and forty hours of community service. Other than of having to relinquish his peaches at mealtime, the jail term passed without much incident. He was able to count band practice as community service.
JASON IMAR:
SIGN: Aquarius
POSITION: Pickin'' and a-Pluckin''
IN-TUNE PERCENTAGE: .989
RFTC CODE NAME: Limited de la Luna
SIG. STAGE MOVES: The Rainman Sway, The Quaker, The Spit and Pluck.
The Jason File:
(as culled from fellow band members and seventeen private investigators)
Likes:
Mt. Dew, Cassette tapes, The ponies.
Dislikes:
Long walks on short piers, Guitars with more than four strings, Wendy''s hamburgers with all that "crap" on them.
Miscellaneous:
His windshield wipers don''t work. He''s a snappy dresser.
He lives in a house someplace. Possible mute.
ROB BRAITHWAITE:
SIGN: Capricorn
POSITION: Hootin'' and a-Hollerin''
IN-TUNE PERCENTAGE: .275
RFTC CODE NAME: 3k Thong
SIG. STAGE MOVES: The Sanford, The Haymaker, The Hound Dog Two-Step.
Rob''s Front Man routine quickly gained admirers from the dance and conceptual art communities. He hosted dance recitals, often times performing a twenty to thirty-five minute routine, consisting of an intricate blend of classic and contemporary moves, including those of his own design. Such offers quickly dried up, however, when he returned from the Competitive Eating circuit sixty-five pounds heavier and still insisted on wearing a body stocking.
MIKE SAMMONS (aka: That Mike)
SIGN: Unknown
POSITION: Hittin’ and a-Kickin’
IN-TUNE PERCENTAGE: 1.000
RFTC CODE NAME: B-Side Lightsaber
SIG. STAGE MOVES: Sitting Down, Falling Over.
While visiting the Orient, "Colonel" Jason Courtney, thinking he was in a restaurant and ordering pike salmon, purchased Mike to be his servant. Making the best of it, The Colonel made Mike his house keeper and errand boy, which included fetching hookers and blow. Tiring of FBI raids and making Mike do "women''s work," Mike was ordered to play drums with Spank Bank and perform for The Colonel''s birthday party. Except for one disastrous Saturday rehearsal, practices went well, and the show was the highest grossing in SB history ($17 each).
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