MP3 Ironband - Please, Please Santa (Can You Help Me Get A New Bike?)
Even dedicated endurance rock triathlete musicians pine for a new bike from time to time. Usually the wife has other plans for the holiday budget and in those cases we have to ask for the help of the Great Bearded Red One. Happy Holidays!
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Related styles: Rock: Comedy Rock, Holiday: Pop, Mood: Christmas
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For all of you cyclists/triathletes out there pining after a new shiny set of wheels this holiday season! Happy Holiday season from Ironband!
Please, Please Santa (Can you help me get a new bike?)
Holiday season is here
Stockings hung, eggnog and cheer
I’m dreaming of a flashy new bike
But my wife saw a dining room set she''d like
I want something with Dura Ace
She wants oak veneer and a pedestal base
I think she’s sealed my fate
‘Cause all she talks about is seating for eight
Carbon frame, power tap
Maybe a disc wheel in the back
Please, please Santa
Can you help me, help me get a new bike? (Can you help me, help me get a new bike?)
I’m not askin’ for much but, I’m sick and tired of this old trike
Please, please Santa
She likes classic lines and a pearl inlay
I want a sleek saddle and a solid seat stay
She says matching hutch and a comfy chair
How ''bout an aero fork with a bit of flair?
Lightweight breaks and a carbon crank
Hand-carved top from a solid plank
What’s a guy supposed to do
When she’s looking at chairs made from bamboo?
Carbon frame, power tap
Maybe a disc wheel in the back
Please, please Santa
Can you help me, help me get a new bike? (Can you help me, help me get a new bike?)
I’m not askin’ for much but, I’m sick and tired of this old trike
Please, please Santa
The holiday budget, it is tapped
All of the kids gifts are wrapped
I gotta keep my baby happy
But my bike, it sure is crappy
Please, please Santa
Can you help me, help me get a new bike? (Can you help me, help me get a new bike?)
I’m not askin’ for much but, I’m sick and tired of this old trike
Please, please Santa
Please, please Santa
Please, please Santa