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MP3 Disasterpiece Theatre - Psychoacoustic Therapy
12 MP3 Songs in this album (49:29) !
Related styles: Rock: Hard Rock, Rock: Grunge, Type: Experimental
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Details:
Disasterpiece Theatre was started as a joint collaboration between iconic music legends Patrick Madden and Tim Brodeur. Their goal, unreachable for most musicians, was to create a body of work that would not only inspire budding artist of all genres for generations to come, but also redefine how music is recorded, produced, and distributed throughout the world. To that effort spawned “Psychoacoustic Therapy”, unquestionably the greatest album ever made.
Songs from this album have been used to lead soldiers into battle, fighters into the ring, inventors into creative fervor, and girls into womanhood. Several ad agencies have used these songs to sell products ranging from beer to aircraft carriers, all with great success. All major Hollywood studios have courted the band in the hopes that they would allow some of the songs to be included in the movies’ scores, to date however the band has held out in the fear that this may tip the balance of power in Hollywood.
Recently a portion of this album was played during an Arab / Israeli summit, and it appears that for the first time in a hundred generations there will be a lasting peace in the middle east.
Songs from this album have yielded promising early results in the fields of cancer treatment and structural engineering.
We realize we have created a product that will force all other musicians to wallow in their ineptitude as they behold our grandeur, but it is our hope that they will soon come to grips with the fact that there can only be one best, and they are not it. Please move on.
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Critical Acclaim
“The reason I got into music.” – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
“Aldrsasght drungerst me almong to ma VISHTERNG!” – Ozzy
“Who?” – Former NY Governor and prostitute connoisseur Eliot Spitzer.
“Dirty rat bastards, they stole my $#*!” – Ludwig Von Beethoven
“this is the stupidest video i have ever seen. so dumb. Bunch of wanna bes. Take this off of youtube.” – The Baltic crew.
(Regarding our video "Witches of Satin")
Song Breakdown
Cadence – Music Brodeur, Lyrics / Vocals – Brodeur
Basically Pat got tired of singing and this is only thing Tim could come with.
Focus – Music – Brodeur / Madden, Lyrics / Vocals – Madden
An intrinsic depiction of altruism derived of tireless salt licking.
The Grind – Music – Madden, Lyrics / Vocals – Madden
A tribute, inspired by, and dedicated to President Millard Fillmore.
Downright – Music – Brodeur, Lyrics / Vocals – Madden
The theme song for a movie we were planning, “Tears of the Sky”, about a man who sells rain. The project was scrapped because the acting, writing, and direction were so good, drought-ridden Ethiopia thought they could actually purchase rain from us. The look of disappointment in their eyes still hurts to this day.
Broken Tooth Chewing Gum – Music – Madden, Lyrics / Vocals - Madden
Sounded better then Broken gum chewing tooth.
Blackwater – Music – Brodeur, Lyrics / Vocals – Madden
Ever wonder what would happen if Connecticut invaded and conquered Rhode Island? This song describes in detail the horrors and wrathful vengeance that would ensue.
Witches of Satin – Music – Madden, Lyrics / Vocals – Madden
Automatic Writing – Music – Madden, Lyrics / Vocals - Madden
The courts decided this would be an acceptable substitute to the public service they had originally imposed.
Amorous Jane – Music – Madden, Lyrics / Vocals – Madden
Pat wrote this song for his prospective girlfriend Jane, only to find out later that Jane wasn’t technically considered “Human”. Things went downhill rapidly after that.
Harvest Flame – Music – Madden, Lyrics / Vocals – Madden
None of your god damn business, that''s what it''s about.
Vision – Music – Madden, Lyrics / Vocals - Madden
See "Harvest Flame"
Millstone – Music – Madden, Lyrics / Vocals – Madden
[mil-stohn], –noun : Any heavy mental or emotional burden (often used in the phrase a millstone around one''s neck ).
1.
either of a pair of circular stones between which grain or another substance is ground, as in a mill.
2.
anything that grinds or crushes
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