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MP3 The Rexter - Wholly Crap

Comedy music with an edge. Similar to Jim Stafford, Ray Stevens, or Roger Miller on LSD.

15 MP3 Songs
COUNTRY: Country Rock, ROCK: Americana



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I first seen The Rexter in a cheesy bar in Anchorage Alaska. - -- He cracked me up… especially when he laughed so hard he fell off the stage… and it was his own joke… The guy just likes to have a good time and his music shows it. -- -- How many songwriters do you know that would write a song about picken yer nose… -- Everyone wants to write the next big hit, but not Rex. He just wants to make people smile and get through the day. Rex, you did it…
Tom Elam, St Mary’s Mission, Anchorage, Alaska

I met Rex under a bridge in El Paso… Back then he was callin himself Juan, but I think he was just tryin to fit in… He was always big with the ladies. I didn’t like him much, but I hung around him cause he was always able to get the old gals hangin out around the fire, to hang out around the fire, if ya know what I mean…--- ---- I aint got a cd player, so I haven’t heard his cd, but I remember laughin my ass off at some of his songs. But then, after a bottle or two of MD 20-20 I even think I’m funny… -- ---- So I can’t really recommend buyin the album… Probly be a better idea to just wait and pick it up at the Goodwill. That’s what I’m doin…
Skinny Kenny, Newport, Oregon


When Rex asked me if I’d write somethin for his album I didn’t know what to say… I’ve known this guy for 100 years, and I love him like a brother, but I think he sings off key once in awhile. -- -- Ive been doin karaoke for quite awhile, and they always clap for me, big time… -- --- Once I did one of his songs, and I’m sorry, but I think I kicked his ass……You shoulda heard ''em. They loved me!!
Frenchy, The Bay Haven, Newport, Oregon


His sign reading “will work for sex” struck me funny, so when I got up to the stop sign I already had a dollar ready…— "A dollar", he said, "You cheap sob, give me 3 more and you can have one of these cassettes I recorded on Mississippi Slim''s cassette recorder down at the Blue Eagle Saloon"… -- ---- “I’m good” he said. … "You’ll like it.. If not, next time ya come back through, I’ll give ya yer money back." Next time I came by I gave him a $20… This is the best album I’ve heard in years.
Bill Liar, Attorney at Law - Portland,Oregon


He was dirty and looked like he hadn’t shaved his head in days. We get all kinds here, but Please, it was Thanksgiving, you could clean up a little, even for a free dinner…---- --- But, then after he shoveled down half our week''s groceries, he broke out his guitar, and praise the Lord, there was one song I really liked. Somethin about picken yer nose… Oh gosh… Don’t even tell the priest…. Sister Mary Elephant


I was just browsing on https://www.tradebit.com and came across this person called “The Rexter”. After reading some of the song titles, I had to take a listen. I must say I was pleasantly surprised… -- -- It’s not what I normally listen to, but some of it is really funny… OK, most of it is really funny….
“Sunny Day at the Beach” is my new favorite song… -- -- --- I could do without that “nose picking song”, but the rest of the album is great. -- -- -- Just between me and you--I like it.
Senator Janet Fullakrauppe… Washington D.C.

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